10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.