10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom