10 Random Poker Quotes

(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz