10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.