10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi