10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi