10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.