10 Random Poker Quotes

I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Why not, when some because there are three.
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus