10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed