10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'