10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth