10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'