10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You have to piss with the dick you have