10 Random Poker Quotes

Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Those eggs smell delicious!
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'