10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Those eggs smell delicious!