10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament