10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.