10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is for loners.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike