10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls