10 Random Poker Quotes

Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986