10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."