10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson