10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.