10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.