10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon