10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright