10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.