10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..