10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-