10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.