10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986