10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...