10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."