10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.