10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"