10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.