10 Random Poker Quotes

Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT