10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs