10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword