10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.