10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is for loners.
• It's Free To Fold...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!