10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.