10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.