10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "No river, no fish."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.