10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson