10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!