10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"