10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is