10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.