10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.