10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.